Declaration of WAR

When I woke up this morning, I checked my email and I had a new email from none other than Linda Clarke. For quite some time now, Linda Clarke has been a national hero fighting the good fight and now – she’s asked us to help her in her fight.

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Exclusive comments from the new WV alliance leader.

 

As of 14th July 2016…

WATER VIKINGS OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR ON

ISLAMIC STATE

The invasion of Muhammed’s house will begin shortly, please report to leaders on chat for further orders.

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One Response

  1. I love you Zing.

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