CPAC, Deduct Points from Pretzels

Hey guys, European Leader Zing King To here and today I have a request. My request is directed towards CP Army Central. Now, I believe that there are many grounds to have points deducted by Pretzels, (just enough to get them into SMAC). Here are ten reasons at to why Pretzels should get a point deduction.

  1. Trader is my biological father and was never there for me as a kid 😦
  2. All Pretzels leaders are Cisgender which is offensive to Trans Gender
  3. DrMatt is rich so the only possible conclusion to jump to is that he’s brought 100 computers to multi on.
  4. Badboy keeps flexing hard and I don’t want him to pull a muscle.
  5. They’re orange and it reminds me of DCP which makes me sad cus I never see Musta anymore 😦
  6. Sonic’s in the army, what more do you need
  7. Sprite is also rich so the only possible conclusion to jump to is that he’s also brought 100 computers to multi on.
  8. When I went to their chat, not once was I offered a cup of Tea.
  9. THEY MULTILOG !!111! For proof see, oh – right I don’t actually have any so just take my word for it
  10. I want Trader to retire from armies to go into Adult Entertainment, so if we screw him over – it might screw him into screwing for a living.
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